Posted by MITHUN CHANDRA on Feb. 14, 2013, 3:20 p.m.
A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
— Helen Rowland
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
— Tim Allen
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
— Helen Rowland
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
— Brendan Francis
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
A wife is someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.
— Anonymous
A woman in love can’t be reasonable–or she probably wouldn’t be in love.
— Mae West
A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.
— Edgar Watson Howe
A woman with one lover is an angel. A woman with two lovers is a monster. A woman with three lovers is a woman.
— Victor Hugo
After
a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I
married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t
notice.”
— Anonymous
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. — Groucho Marx
All marriages are happy. It’s trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
— Shelley Winters
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
— Lord Byron
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
— Charles M. Schulz